If I’m the Mariner Moose, that’s probably my first call.  I’m sure you know that I’m referring to his little “accident” involving a four-wheeler and the body of some baseball player from some team.  Apparently the player is somebody, and the team he plays for is one people really follow or something.  All I know is it involves chocolate cereal and some foot-warmers.

Now, I’ve seen the video and I’m sure you’re all waiting for me to weigh in on this.  Of course I’m going to back my furry brethren on this one.  But you also have to look at it from our perspective.