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Posts Tagged ‘Horses’

Flowers and Candy are LAME!

February 2nd, 2009 - 12:01pm by MilesOther posts by

What you need to give your favorite someone is something they’ll remember forever.    Picture this: You’re in your cube at work, bored out of your skull, and staring at all the flowers and candy that all the other significant others have sent to your coworkers.  You’re drowning in a see of mediocrity and sameness.  Just then, Miles busts through the door, climbs over the cubicle walls and makes his way towards your desk.  There’s music, a shower of Broncos swag, some dancing, a quick flash, and the last thing you see is Miles heading out the door, hi-fiving your boss.  Everyone is hovering around your cubicle talking about how awesome that was, and singing the praises of whoever it was that LOVES you enough to do that for you for Valentine’s day.  Instant Memory.  Years later you recount the story after someone asks you what’s the coolest gift you ever got.  Their answer…an oversized bear and a box of chocolates….

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And winning by a nose…

May 4th, 2007 - 4:40pm by MilesOther posts by

So what’s your guess for the Derby tomorrow?   I’m not a gambler by nature, and I know nothing about horse racing (kinda why I took this job — more glamour, less whipping) so I usually go by either what name I like the best, the biggest underdog (horse) or what jockey has the coolest name/silks.  Here’s my thoughts:

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