To lose weight is not sow hard you may think…

Two words for you.

DID NOT WANT!

Miles
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8:30-8:45-Lead the team in stretching exercises (Deep Knee Bends, Flexibility Module #4, Brisk Walk)

8:45-9:00 Fire Dog Tumbling Pass for Beginners, Basic Dance, Brisk Walk)

9:01-10:00-Team Drills (Cheerleading practice on the side for players more interested, I imagine all of them will be in this area)

10:01-10:15 Fresca Time out.

Let me know what Coach and the players think at your convenience.

Thanks for the advice, and the story. I find myself emboldened…even embiggened by it. I have to be honest, it’s rare that i hear from a champion in Men’s Partner Stunting, or Dudes Doubles as it’s been called. As we’re finding out more and more these days, every arena in life is rife with politics and performance enhancers. Thanks to you, I’ll will be vigilant in my lookout for my own JT, and strive to claim my personal Spirit Stick everyday.

Passive Agressively,

Miles
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My name is Adam and I cannot think of anything better than cheerleading every waking moment of every single day…but I digress. I write today in regards to you being named one of the top mascots in sports. That is just flat out awesome.

I remember back in the summer of 1996 (before the incident) I was lucky enough to be named Cheerleader of the Day. I was a young man back then in an increasingly young woman’s sport. That day I was on fire or as they say in the zone. My flexibility was at an all time high. I could do a tumble pass blindfolded, all of it. Then my nemesis Josh Torbor ruined it all.

Don’t get me wrong Torbor was a great cheerleader. But he always seemed jealous of my raw cheerleading power. It seemed that he could never give me much credit and eventually after my partner Rick and I beat him and Seth in the World “Partner” Cheerleading Finals he went on a witchunt about my suspected dealings with a former lobbyist who wanted me to support a bill to create “National Cheerleader Day.”

Well Miles I don’t have to tell you how that turned out. They exposed all the free pom-poms I got. They exposed my inability to put together a pyramid witout the use of steroids. Most importantly they dragged my good cheerleader name through the mud.

So why the heck do I tell you this. Well you are now on top of the mascot world. And once you get there I believe you will have your own Josh Torbor to deal with. So stay on the path of the good and make sure you do not take any favors from lobbyists.

Aggressively,

AG

Look at the outfit.

It needs it.

Gals…this is a family show.

I bathe in a 20′s style, one piece, knee length/tanktop jobby.