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The Nacho Cheese Incident

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Sunday. Denver, Colorado. Invesco Field.

It’s the third quarter and I just got done doing a Thundervision promotion in the 500’s.  After the promo, there were a lot of people that wanted pictures and autographs, so I hung around for about 20 minutes.  We had to jet because I’m a very busy horse and I have places to be, so we’re booking down the concourse and out of no where, “BAM!” and all of the sudden it’s raining nacho chips.

I look around and I see a lady, arms positioned like she’s carrying a box of air, with a look on her face like I just chucked her first born over the side of the stadium.  I quickly put it all together and I didn’t really know what to do.  I was in a rush to get back to the field, but I couldn’t just walk away from this.  Luckily we were right by a concession stand so I cut the line (sorry folks, it was an emergency) and got her another nachos.  It wasn’t until later that I realized I had nacho cheese all up and down my arm.  So, whoever you are, I hope you enjoyed your nachos, and I apologize for spilling them, but you don’t want to get in the way of a horse that’s late.

On another note, If you have HBO you should check out Inside the NFL, your boy kicks off the Broncos/Raiders package with a nice long slomo.  It’s pretty sweet if I do say so myself.  It’s goes off at about the 1/2 hour mark for you TIVO people.

Miles

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